I live! (I really need to stop starting journals like this, and I also really really need to post more than 2 journals this year. Bad 2015, bad!)
So, what's up with me? Lots!
I PASSED THE BAR
YES I DID
LOOK AT ME
Ahem. So other things!
Am now officially lawyer. Don't ask me questions, I probably don't know the answer. Am mostly pretending to be lawyer.
Have car and apartment, like real person (also pretending. not real person)
Made chili yesterday, like I often do. I make damn good chili. I cut the jalapenos with my bare hands, as I often do. Safeway, the most useless grocery store in creation, sold me fat Serranos instead. I found this out by being in horrible burning agony for 7 hours last night. >:C
Found out today that one of my coworkers came down with viral pinkeye, will be out for 3 weeks, and everything he touched is now super-contagious. It's not like I work right next to him or am going to be doing jobs for his boss or anything now.
Working in a courthouse is so great, you guys. Here is a list of the reasons why:
-My boss is awesome
-Like, SO AWESOME you guys
-She is the coolest judge
-Sometimes people are crazy, and you get to see those people do crazy things
-Example: "Mr. X, why did you decide to divorce your wife?" "Because she decided to become a man."
Welp there's an answer (said former wife then testified concerning her job as a public speaker on the fusion between magic and sexuality, and all of her witnesses were psychics)
-Other example: "Tell (husband I'm divorcing) to give me back my meteor!"
-Other example: Individual is approached at a McDonald's drive-thru for money, turns the panhandler down, feels bad because "he's a big believer in karma," goes after the guy to give him some money after all, and witnesses said panhandler carjacking some poor schlubs in the parking lot at gunpoint. Go go gadget irony!
...I could go on, but I think you get the picture.
There were some REALLY funny moments in a recent case, but it ended in a mistrial / hung jury so I'll hold on to those little anecdotes until the final verdict is reached. :3
Anyway I had more stuff to talk about but I'm hungry so I GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO WRITE ANOTHER JOURNAL SOMETIME BEFORE THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE WON'T I
Love y'all. Art coming soon.